Categorically

I received this letter from a lawyer.  The lawyer tells me that Shawn Tieskotter denies any involvement with mortgage fraud.  In fact – if you read carefully, you will see that Mr Shawn Tieskotter does not just simply deny – he CATEGORICALLY denies.

Of course it’s just my opinion, but I think when someone categorically denies something, that pretty well sums it up.  How can you argue with categorically?  As far as I am concerned, you can’t.  It would be foolish to try.  It is clear that Shawn Tieskotter is someone who needs to be taken seriously.  I am very concerned.

I have never met Shawn Tieskotter, but I am sure he is a nice guy and all this mortgage stuff is just an innocent misunderstanding.  Before you jump to any conclusions, please carefully read and understand the disclaimer.

Anyone out there who might be thinking of doing business with Shawn Tieskotter should read that lawyer letter and they will quickly realize it’s a no-brainer.

As it turns out, just the other day I got a call from Warren Bauer – 480.224.5991.  Warren is a fraud investigator at Countrywide.  Warren asked about Shawn Tieskotter, and I was glad for the opportunity to explain that Shawn Tieskotter categorically denies having anything to do with any mortgage fraud.  In fact, if anyone reading this has any evidence that Shawn Tieskotter is not involved in mortgage fraud – they should please contact Warren Bauer (see below) and provide Countrywide with that evidence because we would not want Countrywide to get the wrong idea.

Warren Bauer
Fraud Risk Management
2595 W. Chandler Blvd.
Chandler, AZ 85224
480-224-5991 TEL
480-224-6302 FAX
warren_bauer@countrywide.com

One Response to “Categorically”

  1. Warren Bauer says:

    Don’t wrestle in the mud with a pig, because the pig likes it.

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