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Light Bulb Joke

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Q – How many HUD weenies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A – Can I borrow your shoe lace?

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This is an old joke, but it applies more than ever

Q – What’s the difference between venereal disease and a condo in Aurora?
A – You can get rid of venereal disease

This from the telivision show Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman (1976-1978)

Cathy Shumway: You know, isn’t it ironic – that if one of us had to get it, it’s a miracle it was you.

Mary Hartman: I know, I must have been born under an unlucky star. You know I have filled out entry blanks for every single drawing in the supermarket for the last twelve years, and the only thing I ever won was a coupon for a small little jar of tomato paste. But they were out of tomato paste, and by the time they got more in, my coupon had expired. And now I have venereal disease.

These next 2 are from a wonderful Blog/Website. These are 2 of my favorites that apply to real estate and mortgage fraud. If you visit the site, be sure to chekc out the informercial – another favorite of mine.

Lattes = Higher property taxes

And this Beanie Baby will fund my retirement

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